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New Years Resolutions
Resolutions for a Happy 2013
for 20

For some reason this new year the resolutions have more to do with driving habits, personal hygiene and the safe handling of explosives instead of the usual lose weight, get more exercise and eat less canned meat products. Okay, maybe that last one isn't usual.

This year, I resolve to:

Put the gas hose back

Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.


Double-check before leaving the toilet.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.



Slowing down saves lives

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.



Clean underwear is a must in many situations.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".


Put a lot of space between you and them.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.



Another reason not to park there

I will no longer park the BMW
 next to fire hydrants.


and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with the help of a known practical joker.
Not very funny!

New Years Resolutions for a Happy 2012!

Have a Safe and Happy New Year!

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